i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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