Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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