Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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