But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Hello my rib-scented angel!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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