oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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