I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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