Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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