CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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