im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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