you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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