so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
