So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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