this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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