the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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