Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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