i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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