we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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