I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
zippers are such a cool invention
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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