i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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