Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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