Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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