Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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