Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
