So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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