no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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