Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
