is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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