Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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