My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
