Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Randomize
