it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She said her name was "party"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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