Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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