Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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