What a fucking waste of an outfit
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
