Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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