omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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