Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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