i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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