Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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