wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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