i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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