I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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