I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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