I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
