I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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