i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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