i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
