Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
