im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
