At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's shark week go big or go home
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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