I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
...so i touched it.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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