that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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