She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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