So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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