i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Can I color on your dick again?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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