you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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