what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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