We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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