I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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